That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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