So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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