dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
