a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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