Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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