Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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