he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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