..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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