tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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