Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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