I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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