I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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