I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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