I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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