I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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