I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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