Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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