do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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