i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
