I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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