i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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