seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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