walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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