Sponge bath it is.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I had to cum in my sink.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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