Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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