My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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