so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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