i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I will be naked everywhere
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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