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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize
