She is in my trunk
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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