don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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