I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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