im so drunk with asians
where?
always
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Randomize
