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dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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