Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
