Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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