TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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