Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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