if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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