Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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