only if we run a train.
done.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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