operation harelip BJ is a go
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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