I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just gift wrapped bread.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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