If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She's JV to your varsity
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
They took my balls.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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