i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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