Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
