I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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