I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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