quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
