trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
