don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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