Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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