Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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