my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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